Julian Edelman Suspended 4 Games for PED’s

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Well shit. This caught me by surprise because quite frankly, Edelman seems like one of those guys who is more than willing to put in the hard work needed in order to get better. However until a statement is released, I am under the belief that he did so in an attempt to recover more quickly from injury, which is something that some performance enhancers can do. As you may remember, Edelman tore his ACL in Week 3 of the preseason against the Lions and missed the entire season. While I still believe that he should serve the suspension, it is more forgivable to use them to try and get healthy rather than gain an unfair physical advantage over the competition. I mean, Hell, I forgave Andy Pettitte when he was named on the Mitchell Report for using HGH twice to try and recover from an injury and he spent almost all of his career as a Yankee. I get the sense that perhaps Edelman’s recovery wasn’t moving along as quickly as he’d hoped and may have used PED’s in order to speed up the process to try and get back on the field to help his team.

But as a Patriots fan, I’m not fretting over the loss of Edelman. The team didn’t have Edelman for an entire season and still reached the Super Bowl in 2017. They can survive another four games. There have been plenty of losses on the offensive side of the ball for New England this offseason, such as Danny Amendola and Dion Lewis. But there have also been some additions that are more than capable of carrying the load in Edelman’s absence.

Here’s a list of guys the Patriots will have at wide receiver for training camp, which is of course subject to change depending on how cuts go.

Chris Hogan

Jordan Matthews

Malcolm Mitchell

Kenny Britt

Cordarrelle Patterson

Braxton Berrios

Phillip Dorsett

Cody Hollister

Riley McCarron

Matthew Slater

There are also running backs such as James White, Rex Burkhead, and Sony Michel who can pick up some of the slack as receiving threats for the Patriots as well as tight ends like Rob Gronkowski and Dwayne Allen. While there aren’t a ton of superstars in this group of receivers, there are a bunch of quality guys who are more than capable of being good contributors in Edelman’s absence. Hell, that’s why they drafted Braxton Berrios in the 6th round out of Miami (FL), isn’t it? He’s basically a carbon copy of Edelman. My point is that the Patriots are going to be fine without #11 for a few more games. To accentuate my point, here’s the first four games of the Patriots’ schedule:

Week 1: Home against the Houston Texans

Week 2: Away against the Jacksonville Jaguars

Week 3: Away against the Detroit Lions

Week 4: Home against the Miami Dolphins

Edelman will be eligible to return in Week 5 at home against the Indianapolis Colts in their Thursday night tilt. But in those four games that Edelman will be out for, only Jacksonville’s corners give me cause for concern for the Patriots’ offense. And the Patriots faced them in the AFC Title Game, again without Edelman, and still won. The Lions have a very good corner in Darius Slay but other than him, they don’t have a whole lot that keeps you up at night.

While yes, losing Edelman for four games does suck, it’s not the end of the world for the Patriots, far from it. They showed last year that they’re more than capable of winning without him. It just makes life easier to have him though.

Let me know what you think of Edelman’s suspension in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter @jimwyman10.

Super Bowl LII Recap

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The Philadelphia Eagles defeated the New England Patriots 41-33. Nick Foles was Super Bowl MVP after a very entertaining game in perhaps the greatest shootout in postseason history as records galore were set in this game. I have a few thoughts, though keep in mind, I’m a very emotional Patriots fan so forgive me if I get a little intense.

-I’ve got to write stuff for the winners first. The Philadelphia Eagles were the better team and Doug Pederson wore his big boy pants. He seemingly made every single correct call imaginable. That play call shortly before the half that everybody is raving over was nothing short of ballsy.

Who cares that it was an illegal formation that didn’t get called (only 6 men were on the line of scrimmage, need to have 7)? That’s what it takes to beat the Patriots.

-Have to give a ton of credit to Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles. He played the game of his life. He went 28-43 with 373 yards, 3 TD’s and 1 pick that wasn’t really his fault. It was more Alshon Jeffery trying to make a one-handed grab that snuck out of his grasp and into the waiting arms of Duron Harmon. Now the question is what becomes of him because he certainly can’t be their backup after what he did this postseason. They’re either going to have to trade him or trade Carson Wentz so that he can start. Either way, they’re getting a huge haul.

-Corey Clement was a surprise star for the Eagles in this game. Now yes, the undrafted rookie out of Wisconsin was having a nice season leading up to this game, but he had 4 catches for 100 yards, including this questionable touchdown.

He was bobbling it as he was going out. Based on the way the game gets officiated nowadays, that should’ve been an incompletion. That’s 2 TD’s by the Eagles that the officials botched, the first coming on a 4th down play on an illegal formation, the other coming on third, which essentially put 8 points on the board that shouldn’t have been there. And I hate to be that salty asshole, but look at the score differential.

-Zach Ertz’s touchdown was about as clear as day and the fact that we went through so much trouble debating whether or not it was a catch is everything that’s wrong with the catch rule today. How could this possibly be misconstrued as not being a catch, he took about four steps after gaining possession before he dove into the endzone.

-The play of the game though was the strip sack by Brandon Graham. Both offensive lines played out of their minds in this one and Shaq Mason honestly didn’t do a bad job on Graham here. It’s Graham making that extra effort to stick his arm out there and he managed to get the football in a play that a lot of people are calling a reverse of fortunes to what happened with the Tuck Rule 16 years ago and quite frankly, it’s hard to argue with them.

-The fact that the Patriots still had a chance after that play is just amazing to me. For a moment, when Brady chucked this Hail Mary, I thought it might find a Patriots player’s hands. But alas, the ball hit the turf and I was stunned to see that the clock had hit zero. That play did not feel like it lasted 9 seconds.

-The Eagles are fortunate that they were able to make the plays they did because they needed literally every single one of them to beat Tom Brady, the way he was playing. 28-48, an NFL playoff record 505 yards and 3 TD’s. The great ones don’t lose, they just run out of time and that seems to be what happened in this game with Brady. Father Time is not a factor to the 40 year-old Tom Brady and neither really is the Madden Curse because it wasn’t Brady that lost the game, it was the defense. The NFL MVP curse is alive and well, though. Since 2001, the NFL MVP has played in the Super Bowl the same year 9 times (Kurt Warner 2001, Rich Gannon 2002, Shaun Alexander 2005, Tom Brady 2007, Peyton Manning 2009, Peyton Manning 2013, Cam Newton 2015, Matt Ryan 2016, Tom Brady 2017). They all lost. In fact, the NFL MVP has not won the Super Bowl in the same year since Kurt Warner in 1999.

-Epic rant coming. I’m not going to sit here and say I know more about personnel strategies than Bill Belichick because I obviously don’t. This is more just coming off what I see on the surface. But what the fuck was so bad about Malcolm Butler that he didn’t see a single defensive snap?!?! Now from what I know as of this writing, Butler wasn’t benched for disciplinary reasons, rather it was performance-based. Now yes, Butler was having a down season overall, but you’re going to bench him now? Or was his two weeks of practice leading up to the Super Bowl just so bad that he wasn’t worth playing? Because I can’t imagine that Johnson Bademosi was a better option to have in the critical stretches of the game. The way quick guys like Nelson Agholor and Corey Clement were burning Rowe and Bademosi all game, don’t you think a guy who can run like Butler would be a solid replacement? Again, I’m not Belichick and I’m not an insider with the Patriots. But this just seems like a horrible oversight, especially considering how poor all the corners not named Stephon Gilmore played all game. This basically guarantees Butler won’t be returning to the Patriots next season. He’s quoted as saying “they gave up on me,” after the game. No chance does he return, even if he does get franchise tagged.

-I just got an update on my phone that says Rob Gronkowski won’t commit to playing next season. As if I needed more of this shit piled on. If he does retire, he will be in the discussion for greatest tight end of all time. He vanished in the first half but was terrific in the second, including these two touchdowns.

Overall, Gronk finished with 9 catches for 116 yards and 2 TD’s in the big game after only having 1 catch for 9 yards at the half.

-We also got amazing games out of both Danny Amendola and Chris Hogan. Amendola continued his playoff mastery with 8 catches for 152 yards while Hogan recorded 6 catches for 128 yards and this TD grab.

-Losing Brandin Cooks early in the second quarter was a huge blow to the Patriots offense as they lost a guy who could really stretch the field. You saw how well Brady threw the ball all game, imagine if he had Cooks as well. Here’s the hit from Malcolm Jenkins, which would’ve definitely been targeting and an ejection if this were college.

-Special teams for both sides got off to an ugly start. Al Michaels did note that apparently there were some complaints about the paint job on the Super Bowl LII logo, which was located right where the kickers had to kick. Perhaps it was too slippery? Whatever the case, Jake Elliott and Stephen Gostkowski both missed extra points while Gostkowski also missed a field goal, as not great snaps played a factor for both. Also, that end-around try on the kickoff return on the Patriots final drive was fucking stupid. Don’t get cute, that’s the quickest way to lose games. If you’re going to do that, it had better work otherwise you’re going to look as stupid as the Patriots did on that play.

-Alshon Jeffery dominated Eric Rowe for the first quarter or so of the game including this beautiful touchdown grab in the first quarter.

You can’t teach that. Jeffery just used his size to bully Rowe and Foles put the ball in the absolutely most perfect spot possible. The caption the NFL’s twitter page put on this pretty much sums it up. However once the Patriots made the switch that I felt like they should have done from the very beginning by putting the bigger Stephon Gilmore on him, he was shut down.

-The Eagles’ clock management was also tremendous. They killed over 6 minutes on their opening drive, telling the world what type of game this was going to be, then killing about 7 minutes on the drive for the game-winning score. It just seemed like the Eagles had an answer for everything the Patriots tried defensively.

-I thought Pink gave a tremendous performance in the National Anthem and it’s made significantly more impressive by the fact that she currently has the flu. Michael Jordan has his flu game, Pink now has hers.

-Not sure which commercial was my favorite, there were some pretty good ones. I particularly liked the Danny DeVito M&M’s commercial because any day I can see him on my screen is a good day, regardless of what’s in store for my Patriots. The Giants Dirty Dancing commercial was also cute. I also saw teasers for the Han Solo spinoff and Jurassic World 2. Both are probably going to suck but I’m going to see them at least twice in theaters anyway because both franchises have me by the balls.

That’s going to do it for my recap of what was really an excellent football game that did not go the way I had hoped it would. But such is life. The Patriots have been playing with fire with all these close Super Bowls, it was only a matter of time before they got burned. Let me know what you thought of the game in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter @jimwyman10. It’s baseball season now, bitches.

Super Bowl LII Preview

So it’s all come down to this. Super Bowl Sunday. The Eagles and Patriots took very different routes to get to this point. The Eagles were running roughshod over the league before losing their potential MVP quarterback in Carson Wentz to an ACL tear. He gets replaced by Nick Foles, who had been inconsistent up until the NFC Championship game, where he absolutely lit up the NFL’s #1 defense in the Vikings. Meanwhile the Patriots got off to a rough start and everybody wondered if this was the beginning of the end of their dynasty. Then they remembered they were the Patriots and proceeded to collect win after win en route to another AFC Championship game appearance, where they had to overcome a 10-point 4th quarter deficit to defeat the upstart Jaguars. So lets do what I always do with championship games and go position-by-position to see which team has the advantage.

Quarterback

Patriots: Tom Brady, Brian Hoyer

Eagles: Nick Foles, Nate Sudfeld

Advantage: Patriots

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Was there really ever any doubt? Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time whether he has protective bandages over his throwing hand or not. While Nick Foles played extremely well in the NFC Championship game, he’s too inconsistent for me to really give him a chance here. And as much as I love Nate Sudfeld, him being the previous Indiana quarterback, he can’t hold a candle to Brian Hoyer. Hoyer was the 49ers starting quarterback to start the season and how many guys can say they have a winning record as a starter for the reborn Browns? Just Hoyer. So this was a pretty easy choice here.

Runningback

Patriots: Dion Lewis, James White, Rex Burkhead, Mike Gillislee, Brandon Bolden

Eagles: Jay Ajayi, LeGarrette Blount, Corey Clement, Kenjon Barner

Advantage: Patriots

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While I do think that the Eagles runningbacks are better rushers, the Patriots runningbacks are far more dynamic and versatile. Ajayi and Blount are good running the football, but they have bricks for hands out of the backfield. They usually have Clement receiving the passes. Lewis, White, and Burkhead are all not only good rushers, but they’re good receiving out of the backfield as well, which is why they’re getting the nod over the Eagles backs.

Wide Receiver/Tight End

Patriots: Brandin Cooks, Chris Hogan, Danny Amendola, Rob Gronkowski, Dwayne Allen, Jacob Hollister

Eagles: Alshon Jeffery, Nelson Agholor, Torrey Smith, Mack Hollins, Zach Ertz, Brent Celek, Trey Burton

Advantage: Patriots

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A healthy Julian Edelman would’ve made this an easy choice, but alas, we take what we get. This is probably one of the most balanced receiving groups the Patriots have had since the Moss-Welker days as they have a speedster who can take the top off (Cooks), possession receivers that can move the chains (Hogan and Amendola) and a huge red zone threat (Gronkowski). The Eagles have a similar group of guys (Agholor moving the chains, Smith the speedster, Jeffery the huge red zone threat), but I think the Patriots have utilized them most effectively this season.

Offensive Line

Patriots: Nate Solder, Joe Thuney, David Andrews, Shaq Mason, La’Adrian Waddle, Cameron Fleming

Eagles: Hal Vatai, Stefen Wisniewski, Isaac Seumalo, Jason Kelce, Brandon Brooks, Lane Johnson

Advantage: Eagles

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Finally, the Eagles are on the board here and it’s thanks in large part to probably the best right side of an offensive line I think I’ve ever seen. You can make an argument for all three of Kelce, Brooks, and Johnson being the best at their respective spots on the offensive line in the entire NFL. While the Patriots’ O-line is solid, they don’t have nearly enough talent to contend with the Eagles. And imagine if Jason Peters were healthy on the left side. Vatai is the weakest link on either of these offensive lines, but his teammates are so good they make up for his shortcomings.

Defensive Line

Patriots: Trey Flowers, Malcom Brown, Adam Butler, Alan Branch, Deatrich Wise, Lawrence Guy, Ricky Jean Francois, Eric Lee

Eagles: Brandon Graham, Fletcher Cox, Timmy Jernigan, Beau Allen, Derek Barnett, Chris Long, Vinny Curry

Advantage: Eagles

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There’s just too much talent on this Eagles defensive front. In fact, I think Fletcher Cox and Timmy Jernigan, the starting DT’s, are going to be the most critical pieces if the Eagles hope to beat the Patriots. Brady does pretty well when there’s pressure coming from the tackles but he’s like a deer in the headlights when there’s pressure coming up the middle. Cox and Jernigan are one of the best DT duos in the NFL and they’re going to need to get lots of pressure to stifle Brady. For the Patriots, their defensive line is a patch-up job as they lost a lot of their guys to either free agency in the offseason or to injury and it’s resulted in them being possibly the weakest unit on this team.

Linebacker

Patriots: Kyle Van Noy, James Harrison, Elandon Roberts, Marquis Flowers, David Harris

Eagles: Mychal Kendricks, Nigel Bradham, Najee Goode, Dannell Ellerbe, Kamu Grugier-Hill

Advantage: Eagles

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This was probably the closest one to choose from and I debated calling this a tie. But I hate ties so I decided to go with the pure talent aspect and that’s where the Eagles won out. Both teams lost their star middle linebackers midway through the seasons (Dont’a Hightower for the Patriots, Jordan Hicks for the Eagles) and they’ve both been trying to get by with the pieces they have. While Van Noy is having a career year, the talent around him in Elandon Roberts and a 39 year-old James Harrison doesn’t quite stack up to what the Eagles have in Mychal Kendricks and Nigel Bradham.

Secondary

Patriots: Malcolm Butler, Stephon Gilmore, Eric Rowe, Jonathan Jones, Devin McCourty, Patrick Chung, Duron Harmon, Johnson Bademosi, Brandon King, Jordan Richards

Eagles: Ronald Darby, Jalen Mills, Patrick Robinson, Rasul Douglas, Malcolm Jenkins, Corey Graham, Rodney McLeod

Advantage: Patriots

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It was a tale of two halves of the season for the Patriots’ secondary and no better was it personified than in the play of Stephon Gilmore. Gilmore looked lost in Matt Patricia’s system his first few weeks, as he would blow coverage after coverage while the Patriots would get lit up by quarterbacks that probably shouldn’t be doing so. He suffered a concussion midway through the year and after he returned, he’s been his old Pro Bowl-caliber self, locking down any receiver that he’s matched up on. Eric Rowe has also been a bright spot in this secondary as well and it’s interesting to note that the Patriots acquired him from the Eagles in a trade a couple years ago after a poor showing to start his career in Philly. For the Eagles, their secondary is considered their weak spot as their cornerbacks in particular have been very inconsistent this season.

Specialists

Patriots: Stephen Gostkowski, Ryan Allen, Joe Cardona, Dion Lewis, Danny Amendola, Matthew Slater, Brandon Bolden

Eagles: Jake Elliott, Donnie Jones, Nelson Agholor, Rick Lovato, Kenjon Barner

Advantage: Eagles

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I’d probably give this a tie to the kickers and punters, as both units for both teams have been very solid this season. The thing that puts the Eagles over the top is Kenjon Barner as their return man. While he isn’t Devin Hester by any means, Barner would definitely be an upgrade over Lewis and Amendola as returners.

Coaching

Patriots: Bill Belichick, Josh McDaniels, Matt Patricia

Eagles: Doug Pederson, Frank Reich, Jim Schwartz

Advantage: Patriots

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Got to go with the Patriots here for obvious reasons. While it can’t be overstated the job that Pederson and company have done with this Eagles team, it’s Bill Belichick for Christ’s sake. Plus, he’s got two head coaches serving as his coordinators in McDaniels and Patricia, who will be taking over the Colts and Lions respectively after this game ends.

Scoreboard: Patriots 5, Eagles 4

No need to even watch the game now, congratulations to the Patriots on their sixth Super Bowl victory. As a Pats fan, I pray I don’t regret that sentence. This will be my third championship prediction segment, first time around I picked the Dodgers to win the World Series (I was wrong) then I picked Alabama to win the CFP National Championship (I was right). So really there isn’t anything to suggest how this is going to go based on my picks. Let me know who you think is going to win the Super Bowl in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter @jimwyman10.

Super Bowl Prop Bets

So I’ve dodged talking about the Super Bowl long enough, I’d say. I wanted to try and avoid over-saturating my blog with Super Bowl content mainly because that’s pretty much what every other outlet is doing and I like to think some people get sick of it, because I sure as Hell do. But with the time coming up and my not really having anything to talk about, I thought it’d be interesting to take a look at some prop bets. These always intrigue me. I never play them, but I’m always fascinated by all the little things people bet on. So I’m going to try and help you guys out here by taking a look at each prop bet I find and letting you know what I think the chances are on it. These lines and prop bet ideas are all gathered from CBS Sports. There are a couple exceptions that I gathered from Sportsline. The ones I’m putting on here are the ones I’m most intrigued by out of the ones they published.

Length of Pink’s National Anthem: O/U 2 minutes

I’ve gotta imagine she goes over 2 minutes. Pink’s pretty flamboyant and I feel like she’s going to put her all into every syllable.

Pink’s Hair Color

White/Blonde: 5/4

Pink/Red: 7/4

Blue/Purple: 5-1

Brown/Black: 5-1

Green: 5-1

Really? Green’s 5-1 odds? Well alright then. But based on her latest Instagram post (2 days ago, not including her #tbt), Pink is currently blonde and I’m not 100% sure how hair-dying works, but I’ve got to imagine if she were going to dye it, she probably should’ve started by now.

Will There Be a Scoring Drive that Lasts Shorter Than Pink’s Anthem?

Yes +150

No -200

I definitely think there will be at least one, especially considering some of the explosive receivers both teams possess. The Eagles have Torrey Smith and Nelson Agholor who do a good job of stretching the field and the Patriots have Brandin Cooks. I think at least one of these men is getting a deep ball touchdown. Unless somebody has to run the two-minute drill and score, which is something both teams do extremely well.

Bill Belichick’s Hoodie Color

Blue: 4/5

Grey: 3/2

Red: 15/2

White: 15/2

It won’t be red, you can bet your family’s health and well-being on that. Belichick refuses to wear red after he did it for Super Bowl XLII. I’ve also never seen Bill wear white. I think he’s going to wear blue, to be honest, because he’s done so in each of the last two, both ending in Patriots victories. He wore grey when they lost Super Bowl XLVI. However, betting blue won’t be a very profitable bet so I think if I were to bet on this I’d do grey or avoid it altogether.

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Now for actual Prop Bets that revolve around player performance.

First Half O/U: 24

The last two Super Bowls for the Patriots hovered around this line at the half. Super Bowl LI they hit it at 24 (21-3) and Super Bowl XLIX it was 28 (14-14). I think the first half is actually going to be pretty defense-heavy so I’m going to say take the under, but somebody is going to score shortly before halftime and make this interesting.

Will there be OT?

Yes +250

No -310

Got to go with no on this one. Super Bowl LI broke the streak of 50 consecutive Super Bowls that ended in regulation and it only went to OT because of an absurd comeback by the Patriots. I don’t think this game will get out before your bedtime.

Will there be a 2-Point Conversion?

Yes +250

No -310

My gut’s telling me yes. At the very least one will be attempted. However this bet is for that try being successful. In my heart of hearts I do believe that there will be a conversion. The Patriots successfully converted 2 last year and the Broncos converted one the year before on Peyton Manning’s final pass. Plus the Eagles have a bellcow in LeGarrette Blount who can bulldoze behind a strong right side of the offensive line while the Patriots have a bunch of receiving threats that excel in the short passing game.

Fourth Quarter Lead Change?

Yes +250

No -310

Based on how every Super Bowl in the Tom Brady/Bill Belichick era has gone, I have to think yes. The largest margin of victory in any of their previous 7 Super Bowl appearances was 6 and that was last year’s. The others had all been decided by either 3 or 4 points. I don’t expect this to be a whole lot different and I think there will be at least one lead change in the fourth quarter.

Total Number of Players to Attempt a Pass O/U 2.5

I’m going to say under just simply because neither team has had a non-quarterback attempt a pass all year. Though that could be because they’re saving that play so that the other team won’t be able to prepare for it, but I doubt it. The Patriots did have Julian Edelman attempt a pass to Dion Lewis shortly before their comeback started last year, but Edelman obviously tore his ACL in the preseason and won’t be available. I don’t think it’s happening this year.

Will there be a safety?

Yes +600

No -900

There hasn’t been a safety in the Super Bowl since the errant snap over Peyton Manning’s head to start Super Bowl XLVIII, but there have actually been quite a few safeties in Super Bowl history. I wouldn’t hold my breath on this one, though. I just don’t envision it happening. I’d have to go with no.

How will the first points be scored?

Patriots Touchdown Pass: 3/1
Patriots Field Goal: 3/1
Eagles Field Goal: 4/1
Eagles Touchdown Pass: 4/1
Patriots Rushing Touchdown: 11/2
Eagles Rushing Touchdown: 6/1
Eagles Defensive or ST Touchdown: 16/1
Patriots Defensive or ST Touchdown: 16/1
Eagles Safety: 22/1
Patriots Safety: 22/1

My gut is telling me Eagles field goal and I think they’re going to have the ball to open the game, they’re going to drive to about the Patriots’ 30, then they’re going to stall and Jake Elliott hits a 48-yarder that hugs the goal post a little bit. For reference, though, here’s how the last 5 Super Bowls scoring started: Falcons TD rush, Broncos FG, Patriots TD pass, Seahawks safety, Ravens TD pass.

Who Scores the First TD?

Rob Gronkowski (NE): 15/2
Brandin Cooks (NE): 9/1
Danny Amendola (NE): 10/1
Zach Ertz (PHI): 10/1
Dion Lewis (NE): 10/1
Jay Ajayi (PHI): 12/1
Alshon Jeffrey (PHI): 12/1
LeGarrette Blount (PHI): 14/1
Rex Burkhead (NE): 14/1
Chris Hogan (NE): 14/1
James White (NE): 14/1
Nelson Agholor (PHI): 16/1
Corey Clement (PHI): 18/1
Torrey Smith (PHI): 18/1
Tom Brady (NE): 25/1
Nick Foles (PHI): 33/1
Any Other Player: 4/1
No Touchdowns: 75/1

If you bet no TD’s will be scored, you really are the type that wants to see the world burn. However my money’s on Danny Amendola. Now yes, Rob Gronkowski was cleared to play through concussion protocol, which makes him the odds on favorite. But I think the Eagles are going to dedicate a lot to stopping him and the Eagles corners do NOT match up well with Amendola. I think he’s not only going to have a big game, but he’s going to be the first to score.

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Color of Liquid Dumped on Winning Coach

Blue +250
Red +330
Yellow +350
Orange +350
Clear/Water +500
Purple +1000

Interesting thing to note here, the Patriots did not give Belichick the gatorade bath last year, probably because nobody thought to after the amazing comeback they had just pulled off. But I have a gut feeling it’s going to be water this year. Not based on anything I know, but it’s a gut feeling.

Final O/U: 48

I’m taking the over in this one, but I don’t think it’ll be by much. I think the first team to 28 will win this game. Sure both teams are top 5 in scoring defense, but they’re also top 5 in scoring offense. Besides, of the last 5 Super Bowls, only Super Bowl L didn’t crack the 48-point threshold and that was a game between two excellent defenses with inconsistent offenses in the Broncos and Panthers.

Now for some other weird prop bets that CBS Sports has on their page.

Which Will Be Higher?

Minnesota’s Temperature at Kickoff -150

Total Points Scored in the First Quarter +110

Looking at the weather app on my iPhone, it’s predicting that the temperature in Minneapolis will reach a high of 7 degrees. I’ve got to take first quarter points.

Number of Times Donald Trump Tweets During the Game O/U 2.5

This one has me nervous. I don’t think Trump will watch the game to promote his “NFL’s ratings are down” agenda so I doubt anything is going to come about the game. I’m actually going to go with the under right now, but keep your eye on the political landscape during pregame or how any of the various investigations are going.

Justin Timberlake’s First Song During the Halftime Show

Can’t Stop The Feeling! +150
Sexyback +175
Rock Your Body +400
Cry Me A River +500
Mirrors +550
Filthy +750
True Colors +800
Love Never Felt So Good +900
What Goes Around…Comes Around +1000
Senorita +1250
Suit & Tie +1500
Any Other Song +200

It pains me to say it but I missed the incident from last time Timberlake did the Halftime show. I was playing with my Yu-Gi-Oh! cards instead because I didn’t care about a halftime show and didn’t think I’d miss anything. Then my brother Ben (who was 6 at the time) rushed in to tell me that Janet Jackson’s boob came out. My 7 year-old self didn’t believe him for the longest time. But anyway, I think Timberlake is going to open with Sexyback to really get the crowd going from the get-go and I think he’s going to close out with Rock Your Body as a subtle jab at himself for the incident from 14 years ago. Wonder if Janet Jackson will appear for that.

Number of Times Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth say “Dynasty” O/U 2.5

I’m going to say over, especially if the Patriots get out to an early lead or build to double-digits.

Number of Anheuser-Busch Commercials Airing O/U 4.5

“Dilly Dilly” is sweeping the nation, but I wonder if it would count if a player did a Budweiser plug postgame like Peyton Manning did in Super Bowl L. This is a tough line. I want to take the over but I feel like Budweiser will only do the dilly dilly commercials just once or twice. However, the prop is Anheuser-Busch which means that Michelob, Natural Ice, Busch, Shock Top, Rolling Rock, etc all count towards their total. So with that I think I am going to take the over.

Will Tom Brady be Wearing a Bandage on his Right Hand

Yes -130

No +100

I don’t think he will. It will have been almost 3 weeks since the accident in practice where Brady suffered the cut to his throwing hand. I had 7 stitches on my middle finger in high school after slicing it open on a box cutter and I stopped wearing anything protective on it after about 8 days. Brady had 12 on his hand almost 3 weeks ago. I’m going to say he doesn’t wear any sort of bandage.

That’s going to do it for my Super Bowl prop bets. Let me know what you think or any other prop bets that you’ve seen that you want my thoughts on in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter @jimwyman10. Also, if you’re a loser and have nothing to do on a Friday night, you can tune in to BTN Plus and watch Indiana vs Illinois wrestling at 7pm. Yours truly will be on the call. I may or may not be going solo on this one because my broadcast partner dropped out and I haven’t been notified of any potential replacement as of this writing.